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[MBK]

for repairs, lattes... hair gel

[Janizary]

We need aki and E.60 in on this conversation.

[MBK]

BMW: no need for airfreshner, my over cologning will do just fine

[Janizary]

You choose a package when purchasing a luxury automobile:

1) "I can speed" package - Jail waivers for speeding (limit 6 per year)
2) "Ain't I cool" package - License to appear foolish without commentary
3) "Mid-life crisis" package - Extra-strength adhesive in order to retain hair piece when driving a cabrio
4) "Caste" package - aka "keeping up with the Jones" - comes with a booklet on how to conspicuously consume to ensure maximum exposure
5) "I'm living beyond my means" package - special leasing rates to impress your peers
6) "My parents are rich" package - aka "I'm really spoiled and will never appreciate what has been given to me" - includes one free complete vehicle replacement in cases of accidents or just not caring about regular maintenance
7) Other custom packages are available to suit your needs, large or small

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