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We need aki and E.60 in on this conversation.
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• 2007 IS350 / Premium Package / Bi-xenon HIDs / Adaptive Front Lighting System / DVD Navigation / HKS Cat-Back Exhaust / Rear Ground Effects / 18X8-Front 18X8.5-Rear wheels / 20% tint / VentureShield Clearbra |
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You choose a package when purchasing a luxury automobile:
1) "I can speed" package - Jail waivers for speeding (limit 6 per year) 2) "Ain't I cool" package - License to appear foolish without commentary 3) "Mid-life crisis" package - Extra-strength adhesive in order to retain hair piece when driving a cabrio 4) "Caste" package - aka "keeping up with the Jones" - comes with a booklet on how to conspicuously consume to ensure maximum exposure 5) "I'm living beyond my means" package - special leasing rates to impress your peers 6) "My parents are rich" package - aka "I'm really spoiled and will never appreciate what has been given to me" - includes one free complete vehicle replacement in cases of accidents or just not caring about regular maintenance 7) Other custom packages are available to suit your needs, large or small
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