BMW vs. Fox @ 140 MPH

*shemmy* · 01-30-2008

I'm not sure who won. Ick.

*Janizary* · 01-30-2008

Look, someone knows how to use their tow hook!
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In later years when some poor sod owns that car, purchased at a bargain from the used lot, there will always be the complaint from his/her passengers:

"What's that burning smell?"

or

"It smells like wet dog in here" (after it rains)

*webby* · 01-30-2008

cleanup on aisle 3. Nasty

*Janizary* · 01-30-2008

What's this red hair that keeps blowing out of the vents?

*dentrecords* · 02-19-2008

I was just going to say "this thread needs more BBQ" but it appears to have plenty already.

*2fast4u2* · 02-20-2008

gross.

liuyong520 · 09-16-2011

Hello,everyone!I'm new here.I want to tell you a funny story:

A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.

For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

"What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief.

"Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"

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01-30-2008	#1 (permalink)
shemmy Administrator Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 127 iTrader: 0 / 0%	BMW vs. Fox @ 140 MPH - road kill gore warning. I'm not sure who won. Ick.

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Janizary Arbiter of Discord Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Dark hammock of the Sith Posts: 266 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Look, someone knows how to use their tow hook! ______________________ In later years when some poor sod owns that car, purchased at a bargain from the used lot, there will always be the complaint from his/her passengers: "What's that burning smell?" or "It smells like wet dog in here" (after it rains) __________________ • 2007 IS350 / Premium Package / Bi-xenon HIDs / Adaptive Front Lighting System / DVD Navigation / HKS Cat-Back Exhaust / Rear Ground Effects / 18X8-Front 18X8.5-Rear wheels / 20% tint / VentureShield Clearbra

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Janizary Arbiter of Discord Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Dark hammock of the Sith Posts: 266 iTrader: 0 / 0%	What's this red hair that keeps blowing out of the vents? __________________ • 2007 IS350 / Premium Package / Bi-xenon HIDs / Adaptive Front Lighting System / DVD Navigation / HKS Cat-Back Exhaust / Rear Ground Effects / 18X8-Front 18X8.5-Rear wheels / 20% tint / VentureShield Clearbra

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webby Administrator Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 109 iTrader: 0 / 0%	cleanup on aisle 3. Nasty

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dentrecords Administrator Join Date: Jan 2008 Age: 30 Posts: 35 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I was just going to say "this thread needs more BBQ" but it appears to have plenty already.

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2fast4u2 Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 70 iTrader: 0 / 0%	gross.

09-16-2011	#7 (permalink)
liuyong520 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 6 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Hello,everyone!I'm new here.I want to tell you a funny story: A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion. "What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief. "Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ads by Google Coach Handbags Coach Outlet Coach Factory Outlet Cheap Coach Purses Cheap Coach Bags

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